"Yeah, That's My Kid." — An Elemental Reading | 60 mins | For parents

$147.00

You love your kid more than anything.

And yet sometimes they feel like a complete mystery to you.

You say the thing you think will help — and they shut down. You try to connect — and they pull away. You watch them struggle and you can't figure out why, because the things that worked for you just... don't work for them.

And quietly, underneath all of it, is this feeling —

Am I missing something?

You've been trying to understand them through your lens. But your child isn't you. They were never meant to be.

They have their own way of processing the world. Their own way of feeling it, responding to it, needing from it. And when nobody's ever shown you that map — of course it feels like disconnection.

This is that map.

In 60 minutes together, we'll build your child's unique Elemental Blueprint — the specific combination of Fire, Earth, Air and Water energies they were born with — and suddenly the things that felt confusing about them start to make sense.

Why they need to disappear into their room after school and it's not about you. Why they explode over things that seem small — and what's actually happening underneath. Why they can't just calm down or think it through no matter how many times you ask. Why they need what they need — and how to actually give it to them.

This isn't family therapy. It's not a parenting course.

It's your child — finally making sense to you.

You'll leave with a new language for who they actually are. And a way of seeing them that changes everything — not just how you parent, but how they feel being parented.

If your teen is ready to explore this for themselves — that's what "Oh, That's Me." — An Elemental Reading is for.

Once purchased, please email theelementalteen@gmail.com or DM me on Instagram to schedule your session.

You love your kid more than anything.

And yet sometimes they feel like a complete mystery to you.

You say the thing you think will help — and they shut down. You try to connect — and they pull away. You watch them struggle and you can't figure out why, because the things that worked for you just... don't work for them.

And quietly, underneath all of it, is this feeling —

Am I missing something?

You've been trying to understand them through your lens. But your child isn't you. They were never meant to be.

They have their own way of processing the world. Their own way of feeling it, responding to it, needing from it. And when nobody's ever shown you that map — of course it feels like disconnection.

This is that map.

In 60 minutes together, we'll build your child's unique Elemental Blueprint — the specific combination of Fire, Earth, Air and Water energies they were born with — and suddenly the things that felt confusing about them start to make sense.

Why they need to disappear into their room after school and it's not about you. Why they explode over things that seem small — and what's actually happening underneath. Why they can't just calm down or think it through no matter how many times you ask. Why they need what they need — and how to actually give it to them.

This isn't family therapy. It's not a parenting course.

It's your child — finally making sense to you.

You'll leave with a new language for who they actually are. And a way of seeing them that changes everything — not just how you parent, but how they feel being parented.

If your teen is ready to explore this for themselves — that's what "Oh, That's Me." — An Elemental Reading is for.

Once purchased, please email theelementalteen@gmail.com or DM me on Instagram to schedule your session.